(Source: likeserenitys)

notahoe:

During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect 

After Job interview: 

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(Source: cyberho)

direhuman:

yo-tori:

itsellaaaa2012:

The chick closest to land was gone 

She ran before the shit even fell through

She’s the one that survives the horror movie.

(Source: soul-lotus)

hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(Source: meladoodle)

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

(Source: 997)

When 6th graders complain about how hard school is

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(Source: ilikeusbetterwasted)

(Source: friendlyfisting)

frickin:

my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing

thats-slightly-raven:

satan-is-my-fucking-name:

thats-slightly-raven:

boobs would be a lot cooler if you could unzip your underboob and store things in it like a pencil case 

what

u heard me 

(Source: rftminges)

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

(Source: ebv-by-the-sea)

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point